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Betty's Summer Vacation by Christopher Durang

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Betty's Summer Vacation by Christopher Durang

Author:Christopher Durang
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2018-11-08T16:00:00+00:00


Mr. Vanislaw  Stupid cow. Can't hold her liquor.

Keith looks out of his room.

Keith  Pssssss.

Mr. Vanislaw  What is that?

Keith  Pssssssss.

Mr. Vanislaw  Someone pissing?

Keith  (shyly, kind of sweet) Mr. Vanislaw . . . I'm awake if you wanted to come visit for a while.

Mr. Vanislaw  No, I want a woman now.

Kicks the body of Mrs. Siezmagraff.

Wake up, cow. Uh, she's a drunk. She can't stay awake after seven margaritas. I can drink lighter fluid and it doesn't affect me.

LAUGHTER.



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